howdy⌗

i was found as a young child in the woods living a life of whimsy: a lifestyle i maintained until 1773 where, after losing in a polite match of billiards to dionysus, i was the first to discover the humble keyboard. i later determined this discovery to not have been my greatest idea, after which i was sentenced to life in the front lines of the e-war and condemned to a fate of metasploit and suffering.

i’m seven. thanks for checking out my collection of cyber sins.